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Here's an important question for Star Trek: The Original Series fans: if you beam down onto a beach, are you part of a Sanding Party? *rimshot* Although we use the word for our entire Star Trek swimwear line, this two-piece form factor can properly be termed a "Trekini." Available in sizes small through 4X, these swimsuits come in Blue (with Science insignia), Gold (Command insignia), and Red (Engineering insignia)... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.